shit baby you're so wet already
that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
2:52 pm • 24 July 2014 • 403,870 notes
that one person that everybody likes
but you fucking hate
2:52 pm • 24 July 2014 • 196,121 notes
So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.
All hail the chocolate milk chicken.
allpartofanutritiousbreakfast, via kingsleyyy)
2:51 pm • 24 July 2014 • 87,685 notes
Thank you so much! And many thanks to all those that added nice comments to the previous comic strip. I really really did appreciate that.
(pssst lil bonus)
2:51 pm • 24 July 2014 • 11,912 notes
On this HEYUSA, Grace and I surprise one of our biggest fans COBY and take him on a romantic 2 on 1 date on the swamp!
2:50 pm • 24 July 2014 • 429 notes
a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge
effington, via mattg124)
2:43 pm • 24 July 2014 • 479,007 notes